May 2013
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pyrrhiccomedy:
I hate it when I reblog something and don’t notice that Tumblr has changed it from a text post to a link. Like, God damn it Tumblr that post is only a hundred words long, and the punchline is AT THE BOTTOM, I think my dash can handle it. Oh but you never auto-shorten anybody’s ENDLESS HIPSTER PHOTOJOURNALS, or INTERMINABLE GIFSETS OF SAD WHITE DUDES FROM THE BBC.
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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gasptambourines:
gay-men:
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
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“Interviewer: is that how you pick up girls?
Bradley: I actually pick up girls...”
– Best interview ever!!! (via bittsandstuff)
what.
the.
fuck.
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theraggedyconsultingdetective:
carryoncastiel:
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“Some days, it’s not about passion and courage. It’s not about heroism and drama....”
– Jack Ricchiuto (via kari-shma)
keyeomi:
I’m oppically 500% done with SM
lmfao
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bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
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apatheticghost:
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
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tofudonut:
Onkey getting on the same car after fansign ;) (Onew in drivers seat; Key in passenger seat) |
cr; woorishinee via viviontokki
really? they let the idols drive themselves to/from schedules?
idk somehow i expect them all to be always kind of ferried about by managers.
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plot twist: he likes you back
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
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madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere...
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brainbowunicorn:
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sucha-retardis:
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
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