sighs

definitely going to miss this deadline

pyrrhiccomedy:

I hate it when I reblog something and don’t notice that Tumblr has changed it from a text post to a link. Like, God damn it Tumblr that post is only a hundred words long, and the punchline is AT THE BOTTOM, I think my dash can handle it. Oh but you never auto-shorten anybody’s ENDLESS HIPSTER PHOTOJOURNALS, or INTERMINABLE GIFSETS OF SAD WHITE DUDES FROM THE BBC.

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

(via pyrrhiccomedy)

gasptambourines:

gay-men:

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.

socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.

(via lacigreen)